It was bound to happen…

Heidi and Spencer

…fake-pose for another vomit-inducing photo shoot. This time, for Mother’s Day. The shocking part isn’t that they once again used a National Holiday as a stupid, fake set-up to get their mugs everywhere, but that Shock!!! It is her actual mom. They did something real! God, why am I feeding the fire for these tools?
P.S. Spencer really creeps me out.

Angelina Jolie

…confirms she is having twins. In case you are keeping count, thats two more to add to her multicultural children of 4 that will one day take over the world. They are building an Army.
An incredibly beautiful army.

Pete and Amy

…spread their junkie love. Really. What can even be said about this picture?
It should be used as anti-drug propoganda everywhere. That would fix the war on drugs quicker than any Colombia smackdown would.
Shudder.

Jessica and Tony

…possibly call it quits. Or rather, Tony is fed up with her stupidity and realized he could actually get a hot rich chick with brains.

So they are saying…

Tony Romo went buck wild this weekend in Chicago and reports are coming in that he decided to get plastered and break up with Jessica Simpson – without telling her. These Boots are Made For Stalking broke the story after one of Tony’s friends informed them the Dallas quarterback was all over the ladies. The Superficial received an e-mail from an anonymous source that jives with Tony’s buddies’ tales and offers some more dirt on his night out. Here’s the exclusive details:

Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over. They are taking a “break.” He could never see himself being serious and marrying this girl. He’s just having fun with her. It’s funny everyone is talking about them getting married when they are completely over. Sorry Jessica, Tony had his fun with you, and now is on to bigger and better things.

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